Chocolate cake

The act of getting gangbanged by 3 or more black homeless men against your will in the back ally of 7/11

Please help me I was in a chocolate cake

by VaginaTEEHEE September 6, 2019

Chocolate cake

Chocolate cake is super delicious. It’s good with any kind of icing. It is super chocolaty and never tastes bad. It’s even good if it’s vegan. I think I’m in love with chocolate cake.

Mommy can I get vanilla cake for my birthday?

NO chocolate cake is the best!!! You can only get chocolate cake.

by Turtles-or_frogs July 31, 2021

Chocolate cake

When a man licks a women from front to back when she has a yeast infection

Hey babe I know you have a yeast infection but can I still get that chocolate cake

by Cakeman9876 April 5, 2022

Chocolate Cake

Chocolate cake (n.): a person’s ass that’s completely covered in liquid shit, causing it to look like a chocolate cake.

Person 1: “I really want to eat some chocolate cake.”
Person 2: “Bruh, you are one nasty motherfucker, deadass.”

by Boogeraids Poopybutthole March 12, 2023

Chocolate cake batter surprise

When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise

He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

Chocolate cake

A big black smelly sicky nigger ass, also very juicy and big, and it’s does clap

That’s a nice chocolate cake

by Conner James llll June 7, 2025

Chocolate Cake

When you hold a lighter to your ass in an attempt to far and create a flamethrower but instead you spew diarrhetic shit all over your hand.

Mark: Hey, y'all wanna see something funny?

John: Fucking gross! Mark just baked a chocolate cake.

by Asstral Projection July 30, 2025