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Cranage Pack

Damn jay yo barber be cranking that cranage pack bih mf neck in the fade fade in the head lookin ahh jit.Yo barber fucked yo shit up he be cranking that turbulence
by FloridHype November 18, 2020
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Cranal

Wanting crazy anal sex. Desiring anal sex performed in any way other than what society would consider normal.
That bitch wanted me to put a clarinet in her ass! She's cranal!
by Hbeachbum January 6, 2022
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Cerena

She smells like chicken nuggets and vanilla, she is the best person ever and treats people with respect shes so kind and hates a person named mehar
Mehar: “hey!”

Cerena: “shut up curry muncher
by Bdbshsbshsj July 31, 2022
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caranastanz

Filler word; used to replace any noun.
Hey, did you remember to oil the caranastanz beore you put it back together?
by JimmyandJaneJam March 3, 2008
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cranal lube

A word derived from a mixing of crappy, anus, and lube.
"Hey my ass is on fire!"
"Don't worry. Just put it out with some cranal lube."
by Willy (310-663-6624) May 1, 2006
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Cranal

Inserting tart, bitter cranberries up your anal for pleasure.
"Hey bud, do you want to try cranal tonight?"
by crunchydry May 12, 2018
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Cranatical

I must first say, I am startled that this vital word has not already been defined. But, as it has not been, I feel it is my duty to do the deed. Put simply, cranatical is a mixture between crazy and fanatical. In truth, however, cranatical has a far more complex definition. Its utterance is to be taken seriously, though not without a dash of lighthearted humor--true to the AmerEnglish tradition, cranatical is a hybrid of two words, the lovechild of insanity and exuberance, ecstasy and madness, rhapsody and hysteria. Cranatical should not be used too often, due to its intensity, but when used, it should be shouted, screamed, yelled, and expelled from its speaker's mouth with fervor and ferocity.
Example One:

Upon finding himself chock-full of some kind of unbridled enthusiasm (drug induced, one might infer), T-Bone vociferated:

"Shit is cranatical!" Referring to his evening--and experience--thus far.


Example Two:

Upon arriving at a rather boisterous festivity, Shaquifa said to her male counterpart, Dutch:

"Damn boy, this party's fuckin craNATICAL"

(Note how Shaquifa chose to stress the latter segment of the word--this is commonly done to further emphasize its meaning)


These are merely two of countless instances where cranatical is an appropriate word choice. Given its versatility, I urge you now, reader, go now out unto the ripe Earth and speak this prodigious word with pride.
by l.n.r. February 17, 2009
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