Cleaveland Steamer

The sexual act inwhich a male titty-fucks a female (or a male perhaps) and then lays a steamy hot turd on her chest and proceeds to rub it in.

Abbott: "Hey I had the greatest time last night"
Gav: "Oh yea?"
Abbott: "Yea, sulz gave me the dirties cleaveland steamer ever"
Gav: "That's nice"

by Gav800 September 18, 2005

cleaveland steamer

when you proceed to drop a piece of poop on your mate.

Mr.Johnson enjoys steamers from freinds and family!

by Blumpkin Boys May 5, 2003

cleaveland steamer

The act whereby a man defecates on the chest of a partner and then masturbates and excretes his semen on top of the resultant pile of excrement.

I'd never met a girl before who went in for the cleaveland steamer on the first date.

by none given January 28, 2004

cleaveland steamer

When a guy takes a shit on a girl's chest and then titty-fucks her.

If you enjoy cleveland steamers you are just plain dirty!

by Ziploc June 2, 2003

cleaveland steamer

a sex act where one partner lays on their back and holds a clear glass bowl over their face or chest while a second partner stands above the person laying down and defecates into the bowl.

i saw this german dungeonporn where a chick gives this dude a cleaveland steamer.

by pak paki September 12, 2003

cleaveland steamer

When some dude takes a dump on some girls tits and then tities fucks her

Dude i just gave that bitch a cleaveland steamer

by Master Luc February 21, 2004

cleaveland steamer

This is a method of breaking up with a significant other or a severe type of revenge. This is where, the couple have one last night of outstanding sex. As the significant other falls asleep the guilty party proceeds to very gently leave a massive pile of excrement (shit to you less educated soles) on the significant other's chest.

by snoproslim October 22, 2003