California Celibate

When a bisexual woman stops pursuing men. It's like California sober, but instead of weed, it's gay sex.
"Technically she's bi, but she's not interested in you, dude. She's California Celibate."
"The hookup was so bad, I decided to be California sober for a while. No more straight sex."
by Meatball the Clown July 17, 2024
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Bandwagon celibate

Somebody who becomes celibate because other people are becoming celibate, the same way some people started fucking in high school because other people were fucking, rather than because they had an interest in the other person.
This bandwagon celibate guy holds nothing sacred, if a line forms for something else, he'll be standing in it once he gets bored with being celibate.
by Solid Mantis September 21, 2020
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Celibate stench

To be so celibate, that you have never had sex nor have any hope of ever having sex. Thereby bringing ones confidence to such a low level that no one would ever have sexual intercourse with you, and people can almost smell the celibacy on you.
He had the celibate stench! Women could smell his celibacy 500 miles away!
by Arealmotherfarker November 28, 2016
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