Calley Equation

An expression for determining if one is in a gay bar. Take the number of men wearing assless chaps, divide that number by two and if the result is anything other than 0, you are in a gay bar.

Hey Sparky, do you think we are in a gay bar?
Why yes Chuckles, there is one man wearing assless chaps and 1/2 is 0.5 and that is not zero, so by the calley equation we are in a gay bar.

by lilurb July 8, 2009

cahley

a dumb whore who sleeps around with everybody and has been pregnant for the 6th time this year

person: Cahley, how are you

cahley: pregnant.... again

by heyyyydumbbitchhere October 16, 2019

calley

Calley is the most nicest person a live and the person you will have the most fun with. And everyone loves calley cause she is sooo ohhh sooo sexy.Everyong envies calley and she is also known as calleybaby.Calley loves rock music..and is quite the origional white chick.

Calley is addicted to the drug of lust.hehe

by karibaby May 3, 2005

cailey

the most g-ballin' person possible.
as crunk as humanly possible

look at that chick totally reppin' the streets. She has to be Cailey

by -cailey May 27, 2008

carley hugehs

A weeaboo , not just any weeaboo, this weeb in particular has the incapability to dye her roots when she needs to. She also does weird ass kitten play with her boyfriend, and allows him to cum inside her because it's a "territorial thing"

Carley Hugehs needs to fix her roots and stop being to rude to people she doesn't know, because someone will come a long and throw her name on Urban Dictionary and exploit her personal shit

by findingmemes October 11, 2016

Cayley

A pirate that scours the seven seas. If you are unlucky enough to meet a Cayley on the ocean, expect to be in Davy Jones locker within a matter of moments.

This unique type of pirate will also send a grown man to his knees with just a mere glare. So beware of any Cayley's you may encounter.

Landlubber: Is it true that a Cayley has killed over 1000 men?

Knowledgeable Pirate: Mate, try doubling that.

by Lion Whoa man September 6, 2010

Crawley Cunt

someone who thinks they are better than you but lives on the outskirts of London and is a stuck up girl, who denis what you say to her face. BLoody, Bloody, n........

Mike did you see that Crawley Cunt in Cake Box?

by bloodyBloodyn.... November 21, 2019