jizz in the caviar

When a man has sexual relations with a fish-hooker.

It turns out he's working the fish market is so he can jizz in the caviar.

by rabidmint February 15, 2010

champagne and caviar

A reference to a fetish that involves defecating and urinating on your love interest. It is in common use in Germany. Here in America we are christians and dont do such abominations.

I went to Helmuts house for champagne and caviar and Heidi shit on my head and Dietrich pissed in my eye.

by jacin rome September 05, 2009

scottish caviar

A cheap family meal consisting of beef mince and potatoes...

Mince n tatties

The mince being referred to as caviar

What's for brawn tonight.... You're in luck its Scottish caviar

by blaine kerr March 07, 2018

mexican caviar

euphimism for black tar heroin

"I ate some mexican caviar last night, it was some primo shit"

by asperilla October 22, 2007

Cowboy Caviar

The mixture of period blood and semen on a dude's dick after a rigorous session of reverse cowgirling.

"Yo, I heard Mike's girlfriend is into eating cowboy caviar after they have sex!"
"What the fuck?! That's savage!"

by seed_knee_99 August 26, 2016

Caviar and Cigarettes

A midget, a product of her mother's affair with the mailman and/or milkman. Huge simp for Led Zeppelin and Syd Barrett, her chest and ass make a sheet of paper jealous with their perfect flatness, and has fucked up feet. Friends with an all knowing rush god and a Radiohead simp

Caviar and cigarettes is cool but god damn she is short.

by Saudi prince Walter May 05, 2021

Red Caviar

Red Caviar : is when a woman is on here period and smell like fish.

Dam that girls red caviar tasted nasty during oral sex

by truthuman December 26, 2017