jizz in the caviar

When a man has sexual relations with a fish-hooker.

It turns out he's working the fish market is so he can jizz in the caviar.

by rabidmint February 15, 2010

champagne and caviar

A reference to a fetish that involves defecating and urinating on your love interest. It is in common use in Germany. Here in America we are christians and dont do such abominations.

I went to Helmuts house for champagne and caviar and Heidi shit on my head and Dietrich pissed in my eye.

by jacin rome September 4, 2009

scottish caviar

A cheap family meal consisting of beef mince and potatoes...

Mince n tatties

The mince being referred to as caviar

What's for brawn tonight.... You're in luck its Scottish caviar

by blaine kerr May 9, 2018

mexican caviar

euphimism for black tar heroin

"I ate some mexican caviar last night, it was some primo shit"

by asperilla November 7, 2007

Cowboy Caviar

The mixture of period blood and semen on a dude's dick after a rigorous session of reverse cowgirling.

"Yo, I heard Mike's girlfriend is into eating cowboy caviar after they have sex!"
"What the fuck?! That's savage!"

by seed_knee_99 August 26, 2016

caviar service

Having your balls licked and or sucked.
There is pit side and pole side caviar service.
Pit side is when the servers face is in the receivers ass and pole side should be self explanatory.

I was getting head from your mom and it turned into full on caviar service.

by Captain Kibosh August 30, 2022

Caviar dinner

The act of stuffing dog food in an unwashed pussy, finishing in it, then having the woman push the dog food into your mouth

"have you ever had a caviar dinner? I would suggest it"

by Seaman the fishman May 27, 2021