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malaysian burial

A fake/faux death stunt in which an individual is sealed into a coffin, presumed to be dead, only to be floated down a river to an escape area where they break their way out of the coffin. A technique oft used by hitmen and headhunters to evade/deceive marks into believing they are in minimal amounts of danger. Sometimes used in passing to refer to clever escape.
Targeted Individual: "You were pronounced dead nearly three months ago!"

Hitman: "Merely a Malaysian Burial, my friend. Now what shall it be? The ol' Epstein?"
by BaronSh!v May 1, 2020
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Burial mound

Multiple people shiting in a toilet without Flushing creating a huge mound of crap and toilet paper
The hotel never fixed our toilet so we left them a nice burial mound to deal with
by Swoly mammoth December 9, 2018
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Viking Burial

Performing a bukkake on a woman with a beard is a Viking Burial
Me and my friends gave Ruth a Viking burial
by Zombie1004 November 23, 2020
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