an affectionate name for those most perfect and beautiful woman’s genitalia that are both hypnotically attractive and glorious in function.
Every man — whether single, married, age of consent, old, drunk, sober, mild-mannered, athletic, or heteroflexible — cherishes the pulchritudinous pussy, often when reminiscing alone or when sharing an emotional connection with a BFF.
Every man — whether single, married, age of consent, old, drunk, sober, mild-mannered, athletic, or heteroflexible — cherishes the pulchritudinous pussy, often when reminiscing alone or when sharing an emotional connection with a BFF.
John: swallows another whiskey shot and repeats his story of the light-skinned young woman with her memorable pulchritudinous pussy to whom he lost his virginity.
Joe: having heard his BFF’s story many times before, nods, smiles a broad smile, and contemplates his own wife, at home, in bed and waiting for him.
Joe: having heard his BFF’s story many times before, nods, smiles a broad smile, and contemplates his own wife, at home, in bed and waiting for him.
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