Brittney

Brittney most often defined as a fat assed bacon eating canadian making history being the girl dreaming of pumkins not as a coach but as in huge greasy pies that will add to the zits on their face hoping to find a blind man to read the bumps on her face that say "I'm a pig and it's good that you're blind so you can't see how fucking hideous the craters on my fat ass match my face. Really just another wanna be whore but cannot supply change for a dime so she has to settle for being a slut and give it away

Dude, that decease ridden Brittney the ten cent whore , took on the New Orleans Saints for a dollar last nite and let them all have seconds for free as a bonus for being the second rated super bowl winners !!

by the jester of all jesters February 14, 2010

Brittney

Psyco. Made famous by a bald Brittney Spears meltdown, with her umbrella, captured by paparazzi

Sharice went all Brittney on me, when i told her to get gone!

by randompandemonium09 October 3, 2009

Brittney

A hoe who flirts with married men and hits on mexican waiters at La Mesa. She rudely farts all over the couch where I sleep at night. She wants my body. I want hers. We get mistaken as lesbians at the gay club. But thats okay.

I am a brittney, I want to steal your husband.

by iwhipmyhairbacknforth May 1, 2011

Brittney

A virgin girl who is fat, short, annoying, weird and has no ass. She will ask you awkward questions about your sex life because she's never been touched and is curious. Often stares at other girls when they are changing clothes, in an awkward way. Brittneys may be lesbians for lack of men wanting them.

Omg she's so fat an annoying? She's such a Brittney.

by BeefyQueef69 June 21, 2011

Brittney

Has an extremely long neck. Will deep throat anything except an actual dick. She screams all the time and flinches at the slightest movement. She's very book smart but basically a vegetable when it comes to street smarts. Yet she claims shes a thug. She loves Tom Cruise, and hates being called Britney Spears. She's pretty much a basic white girl in most ways.

Reilly: "That girl seems pretty slow"

Gage: "But she aced all her finals"
Reilly: "She must be a Brittney"

by John Neiger Smith May 16, 2017

Brittney

Ugly, stinky, smelly, annoying girl. Nobody like her because she is a loner. She sucks, even more than a vacuum.

"Ugh something stinks"
"Oh, it must be Brittney"

by Tiffany ramirez February 2, 2019

Brittney

Brittney is typically a name for the biggest whore in your county. Derived from a Brittney from lemoore. Brittney has most likely screw everyone in a 100 mile radius and will screw your boyfriend out of spite. Super pretty on the outside but the inside is the ugliest thing you’ll ever see. Beware of a Brittney, she has dick breath

Did you hear about the party last weekend? Brittney screwed every guy there in one night

by RichieMcRich007 July 30, 2019