brainal sext

When someone sends you a fucked up pornographic image over a text message.

Combination of brain, anal, sex, and text.

It is essentially a mind-fuck over a text message.

Steve: Yo, chris did you get that brainal sext i sent your daughter???
Chris Hansen: Yes, I've been meaning to talk to you about that... why don't you take a seat...

by armadilloracer March 8, 2010

Fucking useless neck down braindead cunt

Someone who is so fucking useless their body only functions from the neck downwards, completely independently of the brain, resulting in someone who literally isn't worth a wank

Dom Willey is one fucking useless neck down braindead cunt

by No more nights February 24, 2023

your last 4 braincells

the educational podcast hosted by a band full of clowns (5sos)

"did you hear the last your last 4 braincells podcast?"
"yeah i did! they sang peppa pig, one direction, and hannah montana while timing each other go pee"
"aight then sounds fun ima go read that calum hood ukulele fanfic written by ashton irwin"

by streampizzaby5sos March 28, 2020

Braindead

1. Used to describe people who make bad decisions, I.E. have no brain. Can fill the place of words like dumb, dull, and stupid.

2. A nickname for Iowa's Governor Branstad

Ex: "Guess what, Braindead cut education funding again," said John.

by Truth Jester May 3, 2011

braineel

an insidious thought: a meme.

Christianity worms its way into your head, like a braineel.

by Sean Roberts December 23, 2005

BRAINAL PENETRATION

When you find someone incredibly intellectually stimulating and you want them to penetrate your mind further or you wish to penetrate theirs.

Completely intellectual attraction, without physical or emotional attraction. A desire to be mentally close to someone.
The opposite of to wanting to pick your brain ie wanting to have your brain picked

"I met this guy the other day, he's not my type, but the converation is amazing, he really understands me... It's like we were having brainal penetration."

by Moo Lavaca October 27, 2010

Braincel

An incel who believes they can't get laid because their brain is physically too large

Immanuel Kant: Bro I'm telling you this gargantuan fucking head of mine, it's like an overripe canteloupe, no one will ever want to fuck me, I'm such a braincel
Friend: how do you even come up with this stuff

by Ergodic Hypercube August 22, 2021