Siamese boyfriends

Two guys who cannot function separately now that they are in a relationship

"Do you think Kyle would want my extra ticket to the Beyoncé concert?"

"There's just one ticket?"

"Yup."

"He probably would if he wasn't dating Zak. You know how it is with Siamese boyfriends."

by badshirley October 26, 2013

National don't slap your boyfriends ass day

March 12th is the official day where you can NOT slap your boyfriends ass.

*girlfriend slaps ass* "Hey, you can't do that, its National don't slap your boyfriends ass day!" *knocks girlfriend out*

by YupThatsAThot March 12, 2021

National Suck your boyfriends dick day

You suck your boyfriends fuckin soul out

Its national suck your boyfriends dick day today, I have to suck his dick

by AzlerdTakesMondukes March 11, 2021

isabela your boyfriends here

yep.

isabela your boyfriends here111111!!!! -camilo

by All the keyboard combinations February 16, 2022

my boyfriends psycho ex

A crazy bitch who hates you because her man picked you over her. She continually gets involved with your relationship and is just generally crazy.

My boyfriends psycho ex keeps stalking our lives.

by Eeeeelllll April 3, 2014

national suck your boyfriends dick day

the 24th June 2021 is national suck your boyfriends dick day!

person 1: are you busy today babe
person 2: yeah im going out with a friend

person 1: aww but today is national suck your boyfriends dick day

by joshhyboi June 21, 2021

Your boyfriends husband

when your boyfriend has a husband.

hold on a sec i'm going to dinner.
with Your boyfriends husband?

by fucking cheating on someone January 22, 2021