Bonobo Hello

When a man masturbates into his hand, and after ejaculating he proceeds to slap the woman in the face with the hand covered in the ejaculate.
Man, stacy was totally passed out. I figured the best way to wake her up was a good ol' fashion Bonobo Hello.
by Astrotrain May 13, 2009
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Boosted Bonobo

A Boosted Bonobo is a person that is incapable of completing the simplest of task. It is often associated with Mr. Song as he is known to be the biggest Bonobo of them all.
Mr. Song you are so bad you boosted bonobo
by fight me m8 kk? January 04, 2017
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Fat bonobo

A name you can call someone while you see a kid walking out of the fair grounds
by ……..666 December 04, 2022
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Bonoboing

Having sex with somebody whilst they are holding their baby.

Named after Bonobo chimps, who have been photographed practicing this act.
“Things started to get physical but her baby kept crying in the room next door, so she comforted her kid while I started bonoboing her"
by elpulpobastardo December 15, 2016
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Bacchanal Bonobos

A group of 6 dumbasses localized on a island of pirates, Laughtale
The group is made up of Mostly a group of Stampfli cousins and 1 American and a Christian
The Bacchanal Bonobos are going on it again and breaking the fabric of reality man
by Smug Russian Weeb October 13, 2022
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Bonobo handshake

; To let off steam by making out and/or sex after being in a argument. Term is taken off some Australian woman's documentary that coined the term about bonobos having sex to settle with disagreements.
"Donnie and Gwen were yelling at each other and then out of nowhere both started a bonobo handshake."
by GreenGargoyle May 23, 2025
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Bonobo handshake

; To let off steam by making out and/or sex after being in a argument. Term is taken off some Australian woman's documentary that coined the term about bonobos having sex to settle with disagreements.
"Donnie and Gwen were yelling at each other and then out of nowhere both started a bonobo handshake."
by GreenGargoyle May 23, 2025
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