(Other known as Bond)
This is when you bone somebody like crazy while shwasted & blasted.
On some occasions bond/bonded may just simply mean, boned/fucked/nailed/screwed/pounded.
The bottom line of the "act of bonding" is when you take a bitch to pound town & bond the hell out of her.
This is when you bone somebody like crazy while shwasted & blasted.
On some occasions bond/bonded may just simply mean, boned/fucked/nailed/screwed/pounded.
The bottom line of the "act of bonding" is when you take a bitch to pound town & bond the hell out of her.
" dude i bonded this chick so hard last weekend"
" I want to bond her so bad but she wants to stay a virgin"
" I want to bond her so bad but she wants to stay a virgin"
by knr7 November 14, 2011
by Stephen-H March 27, 2008
1. bottom 2. butt 3 ass 4. soft fleshy part to the body that when you sit on it you can ride a joy stick like a jokey
5. part of the body you use to sit on and ride a horse 6. booty
5. part of the body you use to sit on and ride a horse 6. booty
by Robert Gradin May 25, 2007
The practice of walking into a corporate building with a hangover fart brewing and riding the lift up and down until you have generated enough gastro international fortitude to arm yourself with a ready to go flatulence bomb. As you approach the ground floor begin singing the intro tune to James Bond and as the lift opens, deploy your secret weapon. Take three paces forward, then spin and draw your finger guns at the new occupants of the lift. as the the doors slide shut yell the final notes of the intro song to the horrified grimace of your victims.
"On my last day of work I gave my boss the bond as he saw. Me out" - terminated employee
"He bonded us, And we have nowhere to run"
- lift traveller
"He bonded us, And we have nowhere to run"
- lift traveller
by Someoneyoucantrust January 18, 2015
To apply Gold Bond Medicated Powder to the genitalia of the male, or female, body (generally male). Bonding leaves the user with a cooling sensation, a feeling of complete satisfaction as if the user has accomplished something of great magnitude, AND prevents chafing. Bonding with friends is a great way to spend any weekend night, and is a prerequisite to ANY action-filled night with the ladies. For best results (if male), "poof" onto hand and use a cupping motion around testicles and move your way up the rest of the genitalia. Bond no more than 3-4 times a day and APPLY GENEROUSLY. After all, what's the point of Bonding if you don't "FEEL THE BUZZ?!"
"Yo Tim, I don't know what you're doing tonight but there's a Bonding party at my house. We've got 3 bottles of Extra Strength Gold Bond (GB). Instant Message me if you're in!"
by Nate Dizzle August 07, 2005
The act of slathering Gold Bond on your balls, with a group of men, and dabbing water on it to get a nice cooling sensation.
"yo dude, wanna go bonding"
"hell yea, just don't get it on the tip of your dick"
"Yea, don't want it to sting there, hahah"
"hell yea, just don't get it on the tip of your dick"
"Yea, don't want it to sting there, hahah"
by Dankest Memer April 16, 2016
by andlance September 08, 2018