Brock Bertram

The best men’s NCAA basketball player in the country. Often known for his exquisite post moves that allow him to easily float to the basket for a windmill slam. Also has a well-established perimeter game as he shoots 50% from three. Hails from Apple Valley, Minnesota and was ranked 3rd in the state of Minnesota in the class of 2016. Currently plays for the UB Bulls and is projected to go 1st overall in the 2021 NBA draft.

Guy 1: Yo did you see that insane 360 dunk last night
Guy 2: No I didn’t, who did it
Guy 1: The best dunker in NCAA basketball of course, Brock Bertram

by Zæ July 16, 2019

Friends of Bertram

Just as Dorothy has her friends, Bertram has his.

To those who know who and what Bertram is, just know, we are all Friends of Bertram.

by FriendofBertram November 22, 2024

magical girl bertram

magical girl bertram is someone with beautiful long blonde hair, big blue eyes and stubble (think glinda but as a drag king). he is a natural at the toss-toss and desperately needs to transform like a magical anime girl. he is a nerdy girl in an american high school movie hiding behind glasses who just needs a glow-up and all the boys will fall in love with her but SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER he's a lesbian. he also doesn't need hrt - hrt needs him. he sprinkles a trail of fairy dust wherever he goes. we all know and love magical girl bertram.

"omg my friend is such a magical girl bertram. look at him transform!"

by smellerbeller March 17, 2026

magical girl bertram

magical girl bertram is a someone with beautiful long blonde hair, big blue eyes and stubble (think glinda as a drag king). he is a beautiful magical anime girl in an american high school drama hiding behind thick glasses and just needs a glow up. then all the boys will fall in love with her but SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS he's a lesbian (single). he doesn't need hrt, hrt needs him. he sprinkles a train of fairy dust everywhere he goes. we all know and love a magical girl bertram.

"omg my friend is such a magical girl bertram. look at him transform!"

by smellerbeller March 17, 2026