Ballard Benedict

Breakfast dish consisting of English muffin, topped with tradional bacon, poached eggs, & hollandaise sauce.

(Similar to eggs Benedict but substitutes Canadian bacon with tradional breakfast bacon)

I'd like the Ballard Benedict please.

by JBalla November 15, 2013

lennon ballard

Fat person, ugly person, crazy person.

this guy is lennon ballard

by boss5644155 March 27, 2018

Ben Ballard

A really hot guy

"Damn did you see Ben Ballard today"
"Yea he's so fine"

by Idontfuckingknow1 May 18, 2022

Mandy Ballard

A Beautiful, Loving, Caring, Girl, Who is Always There for Her Friends.

friend mandy ballard

by Mandy's Bestfriend October 05, 2011

Isabel Ballard

The most beautiful, gorgeous girl in the whole wide world

Guy1: Holy cow this girl is so pretty
Guy 2: Yeah but not as pretty as Isabel Ballard

by psuedonymisreal May 06, 2024

Ballard Jackhammer

A sex act wherein a male intermittently thrusts quickly and loudly for 5-30 second intervals, alternating with minutes of complete stillness and silence. Said male begins while his partner is still asleep and continues for several hours.

Some f*#%face woke me up with the Ballard Jackhammer again this morning. It goes on all day and leaves me unsatisfied and agitated.

by CountryTerry February 29, 2016

Bareback Ballard

When a girl is an adventurer, but also enjoys unprotected sex. She will often have more than one child and be an experienced traveller with family in Thailand.

I'm going out for a walk with a bareback ballard today.

by Towelly September 12, 2020