Bonobo Hello

When a man masturbates into his hand, and after ejaculating he proceeds to slap the woman in the face with the hand covered in the ejaculate.

Man, stacy was totally passed out. I figured the best way to wake her up was a good ol' fashion Bonobo Hello.

by Astrotrain May 13, 2009

Boosted Bonobo

A Boosted Bonobo is a person that is incapable of completing the simplest of task. It is often associated with Mr. Song as he is known to be the biggest Bonobo of them all.

Mr. Song you are so bad you boosted bonobo

by fight me m8 kk? January 4, 2017

Fat bonobo

A name you can call someone while you see a kid walking out of the fair grounds

“Bro look at that fat bonobo”

by ……..666 December 4, 2022

Bonobo

Spam no but accidentally put bonobo

Nononononononobonobo

by Big_willies June 19, 2019

Bonoboing

Having sex with somebody whilst they are holding their baby.

Named after Bonobo chimps, who have been photographed practicing this act.

“Things started to get physical but her baby kept crying in the room next door, so she comforted her kid while I started bonoboing her"

by elpulpobastardo December 15, 2016

Bonobo

A gay black men. Used to invoke the homoerotic tendencies of bonobo apes. Bonobo apes settle their differences with sexual intercourse rather than combat.

Can be derogatory depending on context.

Hide your husbands and your sons, the bonobos are coming!

by Apfel5 June 11, 2024

Bonobo Buns

The behind of a Bonobo as animal or, more commonly used, as human (see bonobo).

Guy 1: "Have you seen the ass of that bonobo?!"
Guy 2: "You mean the bonobo buns, don't you?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, my bad."

by Patrick1321 July 8, 2019