Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.

"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."

by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025

won't bend over

I'll bend over backwards for people, but I won't bend over forwards. This means I will help you, but I won't be victimized!

I won't bend over forwards.

by I, Wreckerrr January 20, 2021

back alley bend-over

An outdoor quickie. Usually occurs behind bars between strangers.

Man, a hobo watched me give that slut a back alley bend-over!

by MandyC047 March 3, 2011

Hot cherry bend over

When one warms their ass by the camp fire then immediately sits on someone’s lap.

On a cold night camping, Anisha gave John a hot cherry bend over to help him warm up.

by Miss rampage July 5, 2018

The Bend-Over Trick

When someone, usually female(s), bend over in a 45 or 90 degree angle with their hands on their knees and ass fully extended out into a full grinding position in a picture to portray that they are sexier.

Did you see that butterface get her picture taken by Tom?
Yeah, but who cares she pulled the mischievous The Bend-Over Trick all we could see was that ass.

by Lmybh December 5, 2011

Backcountry bend over

The backcountry bend over is the act of going off into the backcountry of a mountain while snowboarding or skiing and having sex, bent over a trim trunk. Could also be substituted with against a tree, if a tree is not laying across the ground.

"My girlfriend and I made up a new sex position while we were on a snowboarding trip. It's called the backcountry bend over."

by Tricounty18 January 27, 2016

Backcountry bend over

The act of having sex in the backcountry of any ski resort because waiting is just not an option. It works best over a tree limb that has fallen or a tree truck for support.

My girlfriend and I went for a weekend away for snowboarding, we were able to enjoy the slopes and numerous sex positions including a new one, the backcountry bend over!

by Tricounty18 April 30, 2016