john: when it comes to dating, I guess I'm looking for a girl who is hot, really into sports and gaming, can support herself financially and isn't looking for a serious relationship.
Steve: dude!!! you're looking for the snake's armpit!
Steve: dude!!! you're looking for the snake's armpit!
by Linorth April 30, 2015
When a woman's underarm surpasses her vaginal integrity to the point that it becomes her primary means of giving pleasure.
"Hey dude, did you bang that waitress? Tell me you at least got an Armpit Job"
"Yeah man I fucked her armpit. I came in seconds."
"Yeah man I fucked her armpit. I came in seconds."
by thevagbrothers September 30, 2013
by Xx19Black23xX September 24, 2019
by Craig Aftermath August 07, 2006
by Trancendental_cookiecutter March 16, 2016
Hammond, Indiana.
Drive through and see all the derelict factories and boarded-up businesses. There is a slow train that goes through that can stop traffic for quite awhile. Unemployment seems high, but property values are down. Buy the movie theatre in town for only $40K. Go Hammond!! Be careful, they have vigilant cops on a search for out of state plates.
Drive through and see all the derelict factories and boarded-up businesses. There is a slow train that goes through that can stop traffic for quite awhile. Unemployment seems high, but property values are down. Buy the movie theatre in town for only $40K. Go Hammond!! Be careful, they have vigilant cops on a search for out of state plates.
by Mayor Thom June 16, 2011
by minionofher July 29, 2008