Alessandra 

A short kawaii girl but you can’t let looks fool you she can attack!Her screeches are like banshees and she is usually accompanied by a tall weirdo and she is mostly associated with things that start with C and M. She enjoys the thought of Japan, pastel themes, and being aesthetically pleasing.She never leaves childhood and has multiple plushies in her room.

Person:Wow that girl is so kawaii but she’s kinda scary!
Other person:No duh dude that’s an Alessandra!

Alessandra by LukaXMari November 27, 2019

Alessandra 

Alessandra is a dark beaner who has trouble with life, for only a sixth grader. A lot of boys tend to break her heart but when she gets the chance she twerks it away. Alessandra is a person who has confidence to ask questions for her friends. Alessandra can talk for hours on end about how hard her 2 semesters of physical education was, but she made it through, hopefully can do the same for the other 2 semesters in seventh grade.

Alessandra in a crowd yell "MY "FRIEND" WANTS TO KNOW IF GUYS HAVE DICK HAIRS"

Alessandra by Sunny cakes June 6, 2019

Alessandra 

Alessandra is usually a person who smokes fire ganj and can out smoke anyone however she aspires big things like having her own weed farm

‘Hey you wanna come meet Alessandra with me?’

‘Bro she smokes the louddd ’

Alessandra by Joesephine Wilson May 28, 2019

ALESSANDRA 

Alessandra is usually a terrible creature.
The common Alessandra spends her days as a normal human being, appearing to others as extremely likeable and even naive to a certain extent. But when no one watches, her favourite hobbies are:
- Singing satanic hymns
- Drowning kittens in blood, expecially if "siamese"
- Sacrifice redheads and mexicans to the Dark Lord
- Steaing the electrical outlet keys and blaming the jews
NOTE: If your Alessandra sings around the house, get the fuck out of there. It means you are next in line.

No please! Oh God no! Alessandra what are you doing!

ALESSANDRA by ElRatoNegro November 22, 2021

Alessandra 

Often Alessandra is a tall person, with brown hair and dark eyes but very attractive and conquering. Alessandra is the friend you have always wanted, she is not only beautiful, she is also very affectionate, talented and kind. In fact there would be many other positive adjectives that you can attribute to Alessandra. She is a calm and almost always positive person, but be careful, such a good and nice person, she hides the pain very well! She is a very insecure person inside, she struggles to make decisions even if he always decides well. She often bursts into tears, she is very sensitive, so treat Alessandra well, she deserves the world, she is a golden person.

I love Alessandra, she is the best friend that everyone wants to have, I love her with all my heart.

Ps. sometimes Alessandra can also be drunk, you will see her be the most attractive person on this planet 💪🏻😩

Alessandra by Mr.Fred08 January 7, 2022

Alessandra 

this is a name that everyone will remember

Alessandra, i remember her!

Alessandra by _Alexis_Alex_ January 17, 2022

Alessandra 

Alessandra has arleady an own panda.

So get away from her if you are not rengoku,seshomaru or kurama from yu yu hakusho.
She doesn't know she is actually nice and pretty.

She hates polenta and Laura, Laura i really hate you.

Laura destroyed panda's heart so she hate that girl.
Alessandra is the nicest person on the whole world,she is extroversial and so attractive, she will steal your heart and it will be like to been on a rollercoaster.
If you are a normal person you cannot deal whit Alessandra bc she is like a god.

No wait,she is a god

PS:(she is so nice that i forgot how to speak english when i woke up thinking about her this morning)

-panda

a: damn bro she is an Alessandra!
b:oh god i love her

a:do you really need an example to understand what im talking about?

Alessandra by ALESSANDRA'S PANDA March 11, 2022