alastaire

A kind and caring person

Alastaire is always worried about his friends and not himself

by Oh Yuuup October 18, 2018

alastair

no flaws

alastair hahahaha like alastor from helluvaboss

by pixieplaysmc April 18, 2022

Alastair

the most sick and twisted guy youll ever meet. threatens girls to get what he wants. genuinely awful person and lowk a pedo. thinks he's all that but deep down he knows he's horrible and deserves the worst in life

Alastair is a horrible, awful, conceited guy.

by sparklyunicornfarts May 7, 2025

Alastair

Horse shit

Omg mom I found an alastair. ewwwww

by udhdvardbghjdzf February 15, 2022

alastair

He loves Fiona, Fiona keeps complaining that his dong is nonexistent. He is also gay and loves brian.

Alastair loves having blowjobs and giving blowjobs.

by oliv oil April 26, 2021

Alastair

Someone with a gynormous cock and balls, all the bitches love him and he is worshipped by his pears.
To be an Alastair, is to be God

Did you know john has a massive dick?
Wow! he's such an Alastair

by Vestusual May 30, 2023

Alastair Bull

Cunt

You're such an Alastair Bull you massive liverpool fan cunt

by SlutBallerStar December 29, 2018