He loves Fiona, Fiona keeps complaining that his dong is nonexistent. He is also gay and loves brian.
by oliv oil April 26, 2021
an extremely romantic gentlemen with an amazing body. will say something along the lines of "i'm jerking myself off so hard, just to see your tiddies because i wanna cum all over them. my hand is moving so fast right now," or maybe something like, "i'm gonna finger you so hard until you scream my name, then i'll pin you up against the wall and cum inside you." such a smooth talker 🥰
by ilovealastair😍😍😍 November 21, 2021
alastair is so pretty and wonderful! she lightens my day by just texting me. i wish i could tell her i like her but i’m too scared
by am i a star November 23, 2021
no flaws
by pixieplaysmc April 19, 2022
the most sick and twisted guy youll ever meet. threatens girls to get what he wants. genuinely awful person and lowk a pedo. thinks he's all that but deep down he knows he's horrible and deserves the worst in life
by sparklyunicornfarts May 08, 2025
Is a sweet gentle guy but also a pervert when he gets comfortable, has a nice cock and personality. Such a smart person, the kind of guy that you have to avoid too much contact to not fall in love bc you know he's lowkey more into sex than mutual affection
"i can't belive that im catching feelings for this guy, he got me so horny and confused"
" girll he's such an Alastair"
" girll he's such an Alastair"
by Dramaticdeer January 07, 2025