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Alarm Cock

The act of giving a blowjob to a consenting partner to wake them up.
Person #1: “Hey babe, do you want to wake up to an alarm cock?”

Person #2: “Yes, that sounds amazing!”
by Pseudonymphxx November 5, 2019
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Alarm Cock

The act of waking up your girlfriend or wife for morning sex before her alarm clock goes off.
I woke up my wife with the "Alarm Cock" for a quicky before she got up to get ready for work.
by JBirch82 July 19, 2012
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Alarm Cock

A man/woman who acts very annoying and makes loud noises when a alarm clock goes off.
Jeez that guys is a real Alarm Cock in the morning
by DeWordMaster June 5, 2020
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