astersex

astersex is a tiktok user that is very sexy. but youre not allowed to think that because he belongs to owen fyi!!
i dont have tiktok so idk how much followers they have but its probably a good amount.
they come from their moms womb, and they have a cat named may.
he has had to deal with his friend npepta pissing themself like a lot its probably very draining lmao

billy: "i think astersex is soo hot!"
jimbo: "yeah i know right?!?! they have so many followers."
owen walks in
"stfu you virgins"

astersex by skidmark420 May 24, 2021

After Sex Burp

When your girl goes down on you so good that when you cum, you burp violently onto her.

My girl gave me the best after sex burp I’ve had since your wife.

After Sex Burp by Pumpkinface24 February 22, 2026

cake after sex is so goated

"cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!

person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated

cake after sex is so goated by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021