mikasa ackerman

an eternal ethereal goddess who i want to marry she has short black hair and is tall (taller than me at least) she is very gorgeous and she used to simp for eren but he is an asshole who just has to be saved 24/7 and looks like jesus in season 4.

mikasa ackerman is most likely bisexual because she loved sasha!!!! (i don’t make the rules i only enforce them)

as i am a woman myself i would very much like mikasa to use her strong arms to save me from titans and i would marry her and treat her better than eren jaeger

also goth mikasa is so freaking pretty

anyone who calls her “mankasa” is just someone who gets no pussy or dick and is literally a virgin who probably plays COD but sucks at it and gets carried in the game

if you look like mikasa HMU IMMEDIATELY SHAWTY i’ll treat u right i promise

Me: “What attack on titan character do you kin?”
Pretty girl: “Mikasa Ackerman”
Me: “PLEASE MARRY ME!!!”

Pretty girl: “okay” *lipbite*

by kikilovesmikasa March 19, 2021

Levi Ackerman

Levi Ackerman is someone that I would allow for him to kick me like he did to Eren Yeager.

“Levi Ackerman please make me your maid, I shall clean for you everyday.”
“Levi Ackerman likes to clean.”

by Kirruaahh October 31, 2020

Ackerman Gambit

Accusing someone with a winning argument of racism as a distraction.

Named for journalist Spencer Ackerman, who promoted the strategy on the email listserv "JournoList" as a means for journalists to avoid having to cover the Jeremiah Wright controversy.

This reckless spending during a time of record deficits is irresponsible.
Racist!
An Ackerman Gambit? I've read the JournoList, too, y'know ...

by Shattered Glass July 24, 2010

mikasa ackerman

a total bad ass and my mommy. she’s hotter than anyone else and she looks amazing especially in s2-4 and snk my absolute goddess and love of my life. a #girlboss #queen #totalbabe #lovelfmylife #am1lflol

floch: bro whos that
me: THATS THE TOTAL BABE IM DATING, MIKASA ACKERMAN, WITH CRAZY BIG BADONKERS

by pieckslover_ July 19, 2021

Levi Ackerman

hot 39-year-old DADDY

Levi Ackerman is my favorite aot character.
Mines Armin

by Arminsbabymomma September 25, 2020

Ackerman

Ackerman is awkward at first but once you get to know he will always have your back!! He is an amazing friend, sometimes an introvert, but overall a friendly guy. he may be harsh at first but he has soft-heart He will always be there for you when you can count on it. He always speaks his mind, everyone would be jealous of an Ackerman! But he is funny and caring once you get to know him!

Bob: Is that ackerman??

Joe: Yeah it is I heard he's really nice

by Toaster oven 33 May 14, 2020

Ackermanosis

Syndrome charecterized by simple cognitive errors (so called "rookiness") , disportionately large Penile shaft (greater than 40cm) and unquinchable sexual appetite.

Epidemiology: 1 case in Australia from Warick QLD

Risk Factors include: Breeding in tasmania, Italian/lebanese exposure, surfing, sex, nandos

Treatment: Unfortuantley after years of research and funding...sadly there is no cure. The last known case Perished after tumescnece engorged the penis to a wopping 107cm, stroking out the victim.

News Article: Young female Queensland medical student impaled by 47cm Penis again and again prior to footy training. doctors and forensics agree the culprit suffers from Ackermanosis.

News Article: Firefighters were unable to lure women out of the top level in a burning building 40 stories high. Firefighters used a man sufferring from Ackermanosis to both reach the women and lure her to safety.

by Dr Hoho March 29, 2011