angry dragon

after a girl gives you head, smack her in the back of the head so your load comes out her nose. when she gets up, she'll look like an angry dragon
by brian December 23, 2003
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Immediately after you nut in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head with a microwave and make it come out her nose. When she gets up (if she gets back up...) she will look like an angry dragon.
Damn man, I made my girl look like an Angry Dragon last night. But hopefully her head, will feel better in a few days.
by Daddy Third Leg😝 May 07, 2019
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When girl (or guy) is blowing a (another) guy as the guy is about to cum he grabs her (or his) head and shoves it down his cock so that she (he) cannnot pull away, and chokes on the cum and it goes out her (his) nose, with the cum falling out of her (his) nose and mouth it makes her (him) look like a dragon, and after pulling shit like that you bet she (he) will be an Angry Dragon!
If a guy ever Angry Dragoned me I would bite it off.
by ~Jessay~ April 16, 2008
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This is a move where, when someone is giving you head, you cum in their mouth; and before they have a chance to spit it out or swallow it, you tickle them so they will laugh and the cum will spray out of their nose. Hence looking like and angry dragon.
When your grandma was blowing me, I gave her an angry dragon.
by Philthy A. March 17, 2005
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When a girl is giving you head and after you cum in her mouth, and she is about to swallow, you hit her in the back of the head or in the throat. This will result in her shooting the cum out her nose resembling an angry dragon shooting fire.
"After this bobber sholbed my nob, i blew a fat load in her mouth and when she was about to swallow, I gave her an angry dragon."
by MOBBER June 01, 2009
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A very specific situation where you are fucking Tony Danza in the mouth, choking him. When you blow your load (and win), you yell, "I'm the boss, BITCH!" and he's so choked up (and non-responsive) that jizz shoots from his nose like dragon smoke.

Sunday night, I mouth raped Tony Danza and he spewed like an angry dragon!
by Hot Sticks November 07, 2006
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These other definitions are close, but your all forgetting the ANGRY part. When your getting a blow job and your about to cum, grab him or her and slam your cock down the throat and blow your load. It will come out of their nose. Then, you need to punch them in the face so that both blood and cum are flowing from the nose. Thus, looking like a dragon breathing fire.
I just found out my bitch was fucking some Asian dude, so i gave her the old angry dragon. Thought it was fitting for the occasion.
by bigdaddy90 August 09, 2014
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