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The Mister Lister

Grab your friends penis place your thumb on his penis rotate it 90 degrees and start masturbating him and his cum will will spray out both sides
I just did the mister lister on my sister!
by AMong us in rel life November 12, 2021
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Listering

When someone goes after younger girls (and sometimes boys) with sexual intentions. Listers also are often found by your local hardcourt spying on prey while reciting to himself about Chechnyan warriors while using there Bluejay-like mating call to attract prey.
Person 1: Hey mate, I think I can see Jono Listering over there by the hardcourt
Person 2: He's such a freak for Listering
by Young Boy Bluejay March 19, 2022
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Lister Community School

What community is there, people who go there are essentially forced to wear black socks and a blazer even in the hotter months, the year 9s come up to the year 11s asking them for vapes or money for vapes (which 99% of the time, the year 11s never get that money back), the most rated year is year 11, year 10s are alright to a certain extent, its the year 8s and 7s you gotta watch out for (they're just extremely weird), the headteacher forces us to change back into our school uniforms after PE, which is stupid and he is a lot more stricter than ever, basically Prison Academy now.
Tyrone: Mate, how the fuck are you surviving Lister Community School?
Jason: Don't you mean Prison Academy, I have year 9s coming up to me asking me to buy them a vape, our headteacher is essentially cruel and the year 7s and 8s are just mega weird as a whole.
Tyrone: Glad I don't go there
Jason: That's not just it though, our headteacher forces us to wear black socks and our blazers in the summer when it's blazing hot, and he forces us to change in our school uniforms after PE, I'm wasting another 10 minutes of my life changing, other schools hardly do this. Community School my ass, sounds more like Prison Academy.
by yournansasocialreject102 February 26, 2022
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Level 4 Naughty Lister

Someone who is on Santa’s Naughty list for either for really, REALLY naughty behavior, or illegal activities.
Yea, that’s right. You are a Level 4 Naughty Lister.
by Blank_1 December 23, 2024
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Core-lister

a BNOC but for Columbia students. someone so critical to the campus they're basically a required course. their enigma cannot be defined or understood. may sport earbuds draped loosely over their shoulder or read standing up on Butler 6th floor.
"Guess who I saw in front of Butler smoking in a puffer, jengo jeans and circle glasses?" "Could only be a Core-lister."
by columbialuv April 2, 2025
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D lister

When you use a funko pop for sexual activities and you wear tight booty shorts for some hidden reason.
by Cupcakeandcarl April 2, 2024
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