Syrian Rodent Bath

A sexual act involving a hamster, where two people fuck aggressively in a toilet stall of a fast food restaurant, and just as the man is about to ejaculate, he pulls his penis out of the woman. He then takes a hamster, grabs its paws and starts to stroke his penis using the hamster until he busts and drops the hamster into the puddle of semen on the floor. Occasionally, the hamster will bite the man's penis in self-defense, resulting in blood and an even bigger bath for the hamster.
I went to McDonalds the other day with my girlfriend, and in the toilet, we performed the Syrian Rodent Bath
by pipecleaner81 February 24, 2023
Get the Syrian Rodent Bath mug.

prophylactic rodent

a punk band from Altlanta, GA
by ghylsain is a faggot September 16, 2003
Get the prophylactic rodent mug.

Cum Guzzling Rodent

A cum Guzzling Rodent is a name that You can call someone. Its rude and obnoxious but is great for when someones yelling at you. If you call the a Cum Guzzling Rodent, they are guaranteed to laugh, and you probably will too.
You are such a Cum Guzzling Rodent!

Shut up you Cum Guzzling Rodent!
by sarahisthebestpersonintheworld November 21, 2012
Get the Cum Guzzling Rodent mug.

fender rodent

A nice way of saying Hoodrat.If you are a sophisticated Hoodrat you might be a Fender Rodent.
This park be full of Fender Rodents today.
by ForbidenCandy November 25, 2015
Get the fender rodent mug.

Rodent fondler

Yeah I heard he's going to the rodent fondler event downtown. Apparently Donald trump is hosting it.
by butterballz August 17, 2022
Get the Rodent fondler mug.

Super Rodent

The strongest individual of the Rodentious Order, with immense political power. Also known as L_o. Used in the popular media "Rodentious Order" group, attempting to make a path for true rodentry.
Have you met the Super Rodent?
No, but I am indeed part of the Rodentious Order.
by Super Cheddar May 15, 2024
Get the Super Rodent mug.

Super Rodent

The rodentious being of immense political power. The strongest individual of the Rodentious Order. Also known as L_o.
Have you met the Super Rodent yet?
No, but I am a devout member of the Rodentious Order.
by Super Cheddar May 15, 2024
Get the Super Rodent mug.