may 31

the day that nazar needs to backshot bianca

person 1: hey is it may 31st?
nazar: oh yeah it is
person 1: oh you know what that means!
nazar: oh yeah it’s my favorite day!
bianca: nazar you know day it is

by belleisabitch February 4, 2024

May 31

International Peg your Boyfriend day

- hey, whatcha up to today
- sorry, i’m busy pegging my boyfriend, its may 31st

by piece of clown May 30, 2022

May 31

Give your bf/gf 100 kisses

May 31st it’s a day before a new month and summer fully starts so it should be welcome with a great gift

by Mr. Lovermen May 31, 2023

May 31

National ask your crush out day

Today is the day you ask your crush out

If you lucky she might say yes 👍

Crush/why did you just hug me

Me:it’s National huh your crush day

May 31 a day to celebrate

by Thefamousnoah May 31, 2022

May 31

Kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day

Y/n: guess what today is?
Your bf / gf: whatt??
Y/n: it’s may 31 which means you have to kiss me!!🙇🏻 ♀️

by jackiessfeet May 28, 2022

May 31

May 31 is national send a nut video day to your gf. You gotta send one and you can’t say no no matter what

Gf: hey guess what day it is!
Bf: what day?
Gf: may 31!!!
Bf: I guess I have to

by Nutmaster6996xxx May 30, 2024

May 31

The day the backstabbing man whores are born

Girl 1: omg Greg totally cheated on me with 5 different women!
Girl 2: he was probably born on May 31.

by Idontknowwhattoputhere7292619 May 6, 2022