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buttered

when you get ignored for a really long time and not given solid reason
wow, I can't believe you are buttering me right now. i feel so buttered. how dare you.
by moooooor September 18, 2021
mugGet the butteredmug.

Buttering The Vegetable

When you cum on a person in a vegetative state amd smear it on them like butter.
Bro, you think you had a great night? I was buttering the vegetable!
by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020
mugGet the Buttering The Vegetablemug.

margarine toast butterer

a random insult; it can be used randomly, and can also substitute for cum slut or whore for more *family friendly* dialogue
i swear to god you better not uwu @me you heckin mArgARiNe ToaST buTtEreR
by iambek July 28, 2019
mugGet the margarine toast butterermug.

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich: One of the most holy sandwich types in the history of man.
by KiiboBestRobotBoi December 18, 2021
mugGet the Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwichmug.

Peanut Butter on a Bagel

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
mugGet the Peanut Butter on a Bagelmug.

Russian moon butter

You put smegma into a man's ass and churn it till it becomes butter
by Jio Chen angel September 14, 2025
mugGet the Russian moon buttermug.

peanut butter shelm

The best desert every made! Derives from the word shelm, but in this case it means desert thats very tasty and boy is it ever good!
" Omg kateltn you made this peanut butter shelm? the world owes you bigg time!"
"if heaven had a taste it would be peanut butter shlem
by goodeatin November 27, 2003
mugGet the peanut butter shelmmug.

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