Bean Addict

Addiction to beans is very serious. Its when a person is very obsessed with beans and always talks about them. Bean addicts or as they like to call themselves 'professional bean' or 'bean enthusiast' always like to tell people random facts about beans. They also listen to bean songs. I, myself, know a bean addict their name is Caitlin and their addiction is slowly getting worse, she always tells me random bean facts and sends me bean pics. I am very concerned for her mental health. If you too know someone with this problem please get them treated before it starts spiralling out of control, after it gets to that stage there is no going back. So please get help for your bean loving friends and family members. (Don't worry about Caitlin she will be fine... i hope.) Also take note that large consumptions of beans can cause severe, aggressive farting issues.

Person1: omg i think that girl is a Bean Addict.
Person2: oh yeah thats Caitlin.
Caitlin: BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS

by NakedRoleMat33 November 20, 2021

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Cool as beans

To stick your finger in another mans anus, remove sniff and possibly lick, then insert back into your own anus during homosexual acts.

Alex was cool as beans all summer long.

by El Toros May 21, 2021

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Bean

A smoll person

Names associated with bean tendencies: Amity

Amity you are a bean

by anonymous December 21, 2021

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BEAN

Bean if you are reading this I just want you to know that you are probably the best person I met even though olivia and carly are good friends but you are the best I know we both worry about middle school because it push friendships to the limits but I look back on our memories and I have known you for 6 years so I don't think our friendship is going anywhere.bean is the funniest person you well every met even if you guys are fighting she well make you laugh bean your to much

YOU FRIEND YOU KNOWN SENCE KINDER bean

by The pensome April 10, 2020

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