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Bring Me the Horizon

An amazing, unique, young band from the UK. unfortunatley, their fake wannabe scene "fans" who only like bring me the horizon cause of vocalist oliver sykes' hair give all of BMTH's true fans a bad reputation.

their live shows are amazing.

if you think you're a fan, go listen to: Black&Blue, A Lot Like Vegas, Medusa, & Diamonds Aren't Forever. If you don't like them, you clearly don't like BMTH.

haters; unless you've met everyone in BMTH, don't tell the world that theyre assholes. cause your not changing anyones mind.

fangirls; if you cant name 10 bmth songs (not just from suicide season) don't waste us real fans' time.
wannabe: hay omgz u like bring me the horizon rite?!

real fan: um, yeah. whats ur favorite song.

wannabe: *worries* i forget tha namee. but theyre all soOo hawt!

real fan: *kicks the wannabe's ass*
by xdiamondsarentforever June 22, 2009
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Give me 115

When you're fingering a girl and you go in with one finger, then out. Then in with one finger, then out. Then you shove all 5 fingers or your fist into her.
Girl: "Oh yeah...give me 115!"
by Doctor Jettest September 10, 2011
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don't tease me

pronounced: (with length) Dooon't teeease me.
An expression used after being inquired to partake in a worthwhile event or offered something too good to be true.
Tom: "Hey Ryan, do you want this last piece of pizza?"
Ryan: ..."Don't tease me."
Tom: "no seriously, take it."
Ryan: "ok sweet, thanks."
by Fan dango May 11, 2006
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let me just

If you've got a good system in your ride, these first three words should be the only ones you hear when playing "Late Nite Tip" by Three 6 Mafia.
"Let me just bbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb" *turns system off* "ahh dog now i got a headache"
by DirtyDan420 January 26, 2009
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Fuck me to tears

A phrase used usually by an older man, when shit just dosent work out for him, like finding a job,dealing with
hi wife or children, or when he can't find the remote ECT.
A. Hey Karen I just had a shitty day at work and all I want to do is watch T.V. do you know where the remote is?

B. Sorry Jim you had it last, did you look in your Lazy Boy?

A. Just Fuck me to Tears
by bellbelleza March 27, 2010
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Run a train on me

When a woman usually in high school or college is horny wants to be fucked by multiple men until she cums
by I'm A Fucking Unicorn October 2, 2016
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Shiver me timbers

What most people don't know is that the pirate saying "shiver me timbers" actually means to "brake the boat". You see timber is obviously wood. The word shiver is to break or split, also referring to a fragment or splinter. In other words "split my wood". This term would most likely be used in an attack from another pirate ship. It does not mean the following: getting laid, an exclamation of surprise, or that you are cold. However most people do use it as an exclamation of surprise.
Come on ye Scallywags' break out yar cannon's Shiver me timbers!!
by Imapirateduh January 31, 2007
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