Girl in centro recursos watching gacha life when she cant

she makes me so mad grrr shes not supposted to watch videos or whatever centro de recursos is a place where you can only study. And some teacher lets her watch but ur not supposted to let her wtf..

Person 1: Yo look at that Girl in centro recursos watching gacha life when she cant
Person 2: Let me talk to her
Also person 2: Hey you cant watch gacha life here.
Girl in centro recursos when she cant : *changes to another website and stares at you*
Person 2: *knowing that shes just trying to hide so just walks away*
Girl thats watching gacha: *continues watching gacha life*
Teacher next to her: Yeah you can just watch gacha lol its not like they dont let you haha.

by mkunga February 9, 2023

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all

MY FAV SONG IN THE HOLE WIDE WOARLD IS Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cause we all got tasks to do

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all

by jeff the weirdo November 6, 2021

M Y L I F E or My Life

This means hilarious

For example:
Person 1: Wanna hear a joke?
Person 2: Sure :D
Person 1: M Y L I F E or My Life
Person 1 then proceeds to commit self kill

by HyelloGuys December 8, 2020

all the faith he had had had had no effect on his life

A grammatically correct sentence about someone’s faith he had had which had had no effect on his life.

The man was always faithful, but it never seemed to do any good. In fact, you could say all the faith he had had had had no effect on his life.

by Tizertiger February 12, 2023

there's so much stress in my life, so i need to smoke

phrase beginning smokers say to their parents (and rarely, children, spouses, or siblings, and very rarely, grandchildren) when they are told it's unhealthy for them and such people tell them not to continue

Mother: "You've been smoking, haven't you? I can smell it on your clothes even when you tried to cover it up."
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"

by Karen Stickney November 25, 2007

i dont know your life, i dont pour your cereal

if someone is insinuating that you know about their specific situation ... however the person you are speaking with has no clue ...

this phrase was invented 10/24/2016

I was born in cuba ... dont you know what ...

"i did not know that ... i dont know your life, i dont pour your cereal"

by Jewgene October 24, 2017

Do you remember how many breads have you eaten in your life?

A JoJo reference. Also a catolic reference.

It was used by DIO when he was asked how many lives he had taken.

-How many reverse cards have you played in this game?!?
-Do you remember how many breads have you eaten in your life?

by cactini June 3, 2020