Simp

One who buys gloves for someone else at Costco

Simp #1 bought gloves for non-simp #2

by Halslsk November 12, 2020

Simp

A girl called Sam....that's it folks she simps for the same guy 24/7

Oh look its Sam the simp

by User9283782837373 October 3, 2020

simp

S uper
I ntense
M inecraft
P player

Man...That guy is so good!!
Yeah, must be a SIMP.

by coolMinecrafter69 March 26, 2021

simp

the term simp was invented to serve incels with the most ingenious reality check and potentially diverted several terrorist attacks and saved human lives

He sends streamer girls flowers, donates to her all the time.

He bought her a house, he hasn't even had sex with her. - "What a simp"

by dezzadk November 12, 2022

Simp

Bipazod.

Guy 1: "You hear that bipa got with a 13 year old on discord and he also plays roblox and has a RobloxYT?"

Guy 2: "How old is he?"

Guy 1: "About 21."

Guy 2: : "SIMP ASS BITCH"

by Duhlamino February 12, 2020

Simp

A Simp is Mostly a human being who constantly attempts to grasp the attention of a female, using Awkward skills and disgusting facts, not including his severe obesity to try impress a woman, with a definite fail rate. Although this definition mostly is used to define a human characteristic, animals such as pigs are also known to Simp over female animals.

Ryan the obese cunt is simping for Ee En again. I hate that pig, one day the farmer would get him with the shotgun. Constantly harassing humans with the massive shits he leaves behind in the barn.

by Aesthetic bokchoi May 11, 2020

Simp

One must sims for, draco Mafoy, Harry Potter, the queen and Dr phil

Dr Phil approached me and I became wet just like the simp I am.

by Voldemort the simp December 31, 2020