Slapping penguins

When your wife or husband slaps one another's ass in the shower
My wife and I decided to slapping penguins while we shower
by Iloveyouivy July 01, 2020
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Salmon Slapping

When a dude slaps his dick in between a person's thighs or on their body.
I should have bought her roses before salmon slapping her.
by #Bow_Nerd August 10, 2021
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Deer slapping

When a man or woman goes into the woods with the intent to become sexually aroused by rapidly slapping male or female deer's ass cheeks while saying the alphabet backwards.
Sally got bored with her human boyfriends so went into the woods last Friday and went deer slapping .
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Blunt Slap.

When you slap a bitch across the face with a lit blunt.
Friend: *Chiefin' *
Me: You deserve a Blunt Slap.
by thuggnastyy January 23, 2012
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Slap sad

When you are slap happy, but really really sad at the same time; so overwhelmed it's comical; college student.
You guys I am so slap sad, I cannot make it through this lab. Wait, do we even have lab today? Where did we park?
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don’t slap me, Will!!!

Said in response to a slight, slam, or burn.
She: Calling you stupid is insulting to stupid people.

He: Don’t slap me, Will!!!
by Woofmutt March 29, 2022
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