Simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Jude.

Guy 1: God, Jude is such a simp

Guy 2: Ikr? imagine being Jude could never be me

by Official Simp Authority February 19, 2020

Simp

When a guy named aleyus dated a girl named jenny and ditched Jacob and us for her after school or to walk with his "best friend "

me:where tf us aleyus,
jacob:idk I saw him walking with jenny after school
me:what a simp, gay

by simp dectector March 25, 2020

Simp

Jacob Roberts

Jacob Roberts is the biggest simp

by idkpicsomething May 26, 2020

Simp

A simps is someone who does the action of simping

You are such a simp

by Idfktfilooklike July 22, 2020

Grand-Master simp

A guy with so low self-esteem that he would literally do anything for any female attention, no matter what the cost, the consequence or any logical choice would be.

ChoiceNFTs is a Grand-Master simp that would do anything for his mooncunt goddess

by Gabe775 November 5, 2023

siMp

A siMp (sucka idolizing Majestic pussy.) is simply a simp by another name, they call themselves a siMp because they are too deep in denial, and refuse to believe they are a simp.

“Guys, I’m not a simp, I’m a siMMMp, sucka idolizing majestic pussy, there’s a difference.

by NotAFurry69420 March 5, 2020

simp

When Tony puts the hoes before the bros.

Tony is a simp because it puts girls first

by demos_ January 25, 2022