by Tempus a Patres June 3, 2018
Get the pulled your horn mug.A 5 year old girl named "stew" decides that she has had enough of this stupid so called "CHRISTMAS", so takes public transit to the town mall and shoots the mall santa directly in the left ball sack with an AK - 47, santa drops to his knees pain and stew walks into baby gap and buys herself a XL t- shirt even though shes a small... cause she just don't give a hecking damn.
by pussyfooted1234 November 23, 2020
Get the jingled your bells mug.Reaching Your Peak, metaphorically meaning when you've lost it at a certain point in the night and you've slightly gone crazy. Your eyes start to close, and you start speaking your mind as if you've lost any filters.
by largefryingpan October 13, 2017
Get the Reaching Your Peak mug.The secret god of insults; this forbidden phrase can erase the people listening to it from existence
Person 1: Your mom gay
Person 2: Your daddy lesbian
Person 1: Well your granny a tranny
Person 2: YOUR GRANDPAP A TRAP!
Person 1: YOUR SISTER A MISTER!
Person 2 falls onto the floor and is in great pain
Person 1: Any last words?
Person 2: Your brother a mother
Person 1 implodes and disappears from existence. Everyone forgets about Person 1
Person 2: Your daddy lesbian
Person 1: Well your granny a tranny
Person 2: YOUR GRANDPAP A TRAP!
Person 1: YOUR SISTER A MISTER!
Person 2 falls onto the floor and is in great pain
Person 1: Any last words?
Person 2: Your brother a mother
Person 1 implodes and disappears from existence. Everyone forgets about Person 1
by BaRoccoBama May 14, 2018
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Get the poop in your mouth mug.It's like saying to someone "your slip is showing" .....the moment that you see a woman just starting to get irritated or upset....usually jealousy is involved.....
Hey, Babe....I was just getting that girl's phone number in case we ever need a dog sitter.....by the way, your bitch is showing!!
by Debnhim October 26, 2019
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