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Buttering the Crumpets

When you cum while pooping at the same time and the cum is spread on the poop before it hits the water. The penis may also be used as a buttering knife.
Yo' Derek what are you going to do later?
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.
by poopbutter August 21, 2013
mugGet the Buttering the Crumpetsmug.

Peanut Butter Burger

A burger with peanut butter on it that can be eaten or used to describe the way female genitalia may look or feel after a long, rigorous night of intercourse.
"How did it go last night?"
"Man we banged all night long! I had her lookin' like a peanut butter burger down there!"
by Pocn October 13, 2018
mugGet the Peanut Butter Burgermug.
Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños To Process Transactions Funnily Enough TO Understand A Ridle
Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños To Process Transactions Funnily Enough TO Understand A Ridle
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
mugGet the Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños To Process Transactions Funnily Enough TO Understand A Ridlemug.

butters

sophie simkin
oi see that slag over there shes butters shes called sophie simkin🤮🤮
by suckyournamebitch November 28, 2020
mugGet the buttersmug.

peanut butter shelm

The best desert every made! Derives from the word shelm, but in this case it means desert thats very tasty and boy is it ever good!
" Omg kateltn you made this peanut butter shelm? the world owes you bigg time!"
"if heaven had a taste it would be peanut butter shlem
by goodeatin November 27, 2003
mugGet the peanut butter shelmmug.

butter and navahay

Butter and Navayah are friends that meet though a friend but they have a secret that their hiding from a friend of theirs and they are try to keep the secret a secret.
There go butter and navahay.
Butter and Navayah have a secret.
by Y.F.A August 13, 2024
mugGet the butter and navahaymug.

man butter

by bad bitch mommy September 20, 2019
mugGet the man buttermug.

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