pistachio joe

pistachio joe has a very italian dad. he lives in america with his italian dad and dancing is his passion. his father believes that one day people will pay to see him dance. pistachio joe currently makes a living off of videos of himself dancing in slow motion. most of his videos contain "420" moving around the screen with marijuana leaves all around the sides. pistachio joe appears only in dreams.

pistachio joe's dad: "my son will be PAID to dance!!"
me: "no way!"
pistachio joe: *makes cool 420 video*
me: "SICK"

by frickhorses September 2, 2014

Alaskan sloppy joe

An Alaskan sloppy joe is when 3 people are invoked in an orgy. The flattest girls are on the top and bottom while the fatest is in the middle.

Ayo that girl had an Alaskan sloppy joe yesterday!!

by Boiwhathehellboi June 26, 2021

Joe Biden

A brain dead ignoramus pedophile with dementia and Alzheimer's who is controlled thru an ear piece by Obama Hes so stupid he can't even form a coherent sentence. America's worst president.

Joe Biden is a fucking moron

by MindFukkr95 December 22, 2023

Pedo Joe

Random idea that trumpers have with no context out of absolutely nowhere and no proof about Joe Biden

Jimmy: I better hide my kids, Pedo Joe is coming to come and molest them

John: How? Where did that come from?

Jimmy: (Lost Face)

by Johnthegamer49 July 26, 2023

Jack And Joe

Fuckin retarded twins, have a lisp.

Jack And Joe
Joe: I’m Wetarded
Jack: I know, I’m gonna go sinGGGG now

by Jd-baseball October 28, 2021

Joe kenny

A plumber who sucks dildos

Hey that guys back in the porta potty sucking a huge rubber dick, hes a real joe kenny

by 690ontop September 28, 2025

Joe Cruz

What is there to say that can’t already be said…? He is his mother’s favorite child but still tips his hat to his siblings. Absolutely knows you’re down with DTF so he makes reservations at “Din Tai Fung.” He once met the Dos Equis guy and bought him a Corona. As a +1, he’ll make you look like a Nobel Peace Prize winner and only clothes himself with finest of material; “Boyfriend Material.” Holds doors and still picks up checks. He can catch a lot of flies with honey but, catches more homies by being fly. The exact guy your friends say isn’t right for you because they can’t manage their own relationships. Joe wants “Love,” like the one from “You.”

Two birds were having a conversation whilst flying outside of a window and saw Joe Cruz. One bird said to the other “Look at Joe Cruz. He’s so us…”

by joecrvz November 24, 2021