Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021

Meat Slap

(v) when someone slaps a select person with their meat

I meat slapped my boy with a slim jim

My girlfriend hated the meatslap last night that she just kept screaming, "Nooo not the meat slap!!"

by Wavy gang March 2, 2024

Don’t Slap on Me (It, Them)

Don’t hate on me, it, them. A common term.

“Hey man, you look like shit.”
“Bro, Don’t Slap on Me (It, them).”

by boobiesbopper September 18, 2023

Meat Slap

When someone slapped you with a piece of meat

My wife over cooked the steak, so I meat slapped her.

by Ralph18 January 13, 2022

feel like slapping a ni**a

To express feeling sad, upset or even angry; to have a bad day

- What's up bro? Feeling a little upset today, I see?
- Man, I don't wanna talk about it really.
- What's going on bro?
- Don't know man. I just feel like slapping a ni**a today.

by Qubs_J April 18, 2025

slap boy month

when all genders or sex’s have a chance to slap a boy anywhere you want without permission but you have to be friends with them.

-girl slaps a boys head- ‘ha i can slap you because it’s slap boy month’

by orangetamer October 5, 2020

Slap chappie

Any person/animal/thing can be a slap chappie

Hey you Slap Chappie "Get over here"

by THE REAL COOP December 14, 2024