Bowl Winder

A turd of exceptional length, usually normal to thin girth, coming in at around 8+ inches, that winds around the bottom of bowl for at least one full rotation.

"Did you see that picture of that bowl winder I sent you earlier!?" -Guy 1

"Yea dude, that was quite an impressive log, it wrapped around the entire toilet!" -Guy 2

by I-CUP May 25, 2018

getting Windy out there

when it's clear someone from Chicago has come to the party.

The sigma phi back yard party at the university of Iowa was going well until things started getting windy out there when some Chicago kids arrived.

by 2ndcityquadrupleO7 June 2, 2018

Holland Windmill

When two guys from Holland, MB, partake in a dutch windmill

Did you see Colton Unger do the Holland Windmill with that random guy?

by Yaboibadger June 3, 2018

Masterbating window licker

A person that follows you , annoys you, and always seems to be standing behind you . He or she tries to do eveyones job but their own with an intelligence level of a fucktard

Did you just see that masterbating window licker

by Whoswho 1 June 4, 2018

Missouri windchime

Like alabama windchimes, except you use mormons.

Mark-Hey Dave, i like your Missouri windchimes over there
Dave-Thanks Mark, I made them last week

by Kill the mormons June 14, 2018

wet window

Usually involves jizzon a glass window. Often involves a nude women on the other side

I wet windowed the shower whe my chick came in the bathroom in only skin

by hauntedhouseofcringe May 9, 2018

Dutch windturbine

Not to be confused with the dutch windmill, its when a man is shorter than a woman, he does a standing 69 with his erect fleshy member in her mouth in mouth of much taller partner, this allows you to rotate about the inserted shaft

Dave was with a tall woman and was tired of licking her belly buttom, so he just did a Dutch windturbine on her face.

by ReEngineeredLife July 30, 2018