The whole basketball team met the cheerleader squad for an orgy. Jarnell was the king pin. His dick was like a bowling pin.
by SquishyNipple September 14, 2025
Get the King Pinmug. Crabs and genital warts combined
by 420024 anal June 18, 2018
Get the alaskan king crabsmug. Definately not Tristan
by Bananaking808 June 5, 2018
Get the Banana Kingmug. The pedophile bean character from the medieval fairytale esque adventure Rick and Morty went on (specifically S1 E5, 13:24).
Also used as slang for a pedophile, or a person who molests young children by using their superiority complex, charisma, and influential position to abduct, rape and murder children. Also could represent a historical figure whose more grievous past actions were found out but hid from the general public in order to preserve the well being of the community they had, or still have an influence on.
Also used as slang for a pedophile, or a person who molests young children by using their superiority complex, charisma, and influential position to abduct, rape and murder children. Also could represent a historical figure whose more grievous past actions were found out but hid from the general public in order to preserve the well being of the community they had, or still have an influence on.
Fred: "Yo, did you hear that Becky's 12 year old sister went missing?"
George: "HS, for real? I bet it was King Jellybean, the old man across the street. I see his binoculars flash in the sunlight sometimes, and often if you follow the direction of his gaze, it leads to the direction of the playground!"
John: "Turns out that a lot of Israelite heroes from the Bible were true King Jellybeans, cause they married tweens and early teens (although consensually) and had sex with them..."
José: "Thass cuzz it waz 'cceptable back then, bruh..."
George: "HS, for real? I bet it was King Jellybean, the old man across the street. I see his binoculars flash in the sunlight sometimes, and often if you follow the direction of his gaze, it leads to the direction of the playground!"
John: "Turns out that a lot of Israelite heroes from the Bible were true King Jellybeans, cause they married tweens and early teens (although consensually) and had sex with them..."
José: "Thass cuzz it waz 'cceptable back then, bruh..."
by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner July 4, 2020
Get the King Jellybeanmug. 
Independent School founded in 1541 that operates in the same way as the GDR of the 1980s and promote left-wing views to everyone through brainwashing students in Geography lessons to hate Israel.
by northkoreanweevil October 6, 2021
Get the Kings Schoolmug. A piece of art from Genshin Impact that mere mortals are unable to explain with words, from "the tales of cyn" a powerfull compositon of characters Emerged from the depths of hell composed of the following Genshin Impact characters:
Cyno, Xiangling, Bennett, Thoma (soon Chevrusse)
This team has been explored deeply by the most experienced theorycrafters and "the tales of cyn" enjoyers, being the most powerfull 40k dps team in existance bringing Cyno from Hell to destroy the world in a majestic matter, hence why King of Hell has emerged as a term exclusevly for Cyno from Genshin Impact, according to multiple players it is an extremelly fun team to play around!
Cyno, Xiangling, Bennett, Thoma (soon Chevrusse)
This team has been explored deeply by the most experienced theorycrafters and "the tales of cyn" enjoyers, being the most powerfull 40k dps team in existance bringing Cyno from Hell to destroy the world in a majestic matter, hence why King of Hell has emerged as a term exclusevly for Cyno from Genshin Impact, according to multiple players it is an extremelly fun team to play around!
by raulfigas20 November 26, 2023
Get the King of Hellmug.