national maxwell the cat day is on every january 29th and on every jan 29th we celebrate national maxwell the cat day in this day you listen to maxwell the cat theme until the day is over!
by text chess server January 29, 2023
Get the national maxwell the cat day mug.phrase used the morning after a heavy night of drinking. it refers to the very nasty taste left in one's mouth as part of a hangover.
cory: hey craig, you got any pets?
craig: no. why?
cory: cause last night i passed out on your floor, and i think a cat shit in my mouth.
craig: no. why?
cory: cause last night i passed out on your floor, and i think a cat shit in my mouth.
by Joe Sausage May 28, 2005
Get the a cat shit in my mouth mug.An excuse given when running late to work, wedding, party, etc. Instead of trying to make up something, you just say you hit a cat, that is why you're late. Hitting a cat wouldn't impact anything, in terms of time, so it's not an excuse, but more or less done to add amusement to the tardiness and delfect any heat you would get otherwise.
Text Message: Can we move our meeting till later in the day, I hit a cat on the way there.
Your boss: Lol, I was about to fire you, but this is clever, I'm going to reuse this.
Your boss: Lol, I was about to fire you, but this is clever, I'm going to reuse this.
by unodos November 13, 2013
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Get the come meet my cat mug.A Netflix documentary on Luka Magnotta's awful crimes. Generally meant in the sense of just don't be an idiot and abuse animals.
A: "Some idiot posted a video of killing kittens online. The internet hunted him down."
B: "Tss, deserved. Don't f**k with cats."
B: "Tss, deserved. Don't f**k with cats."
by don't kys u're hot December 18, 2021
Get the Don't f**k with cats mug.A fetish involving the stroking and/or licking of cats for sexual pleasure. Particularly seen in Southern Europe, the popularity of this fetish has grown and diminished over the last three centuries. It is usual that the gender of the cat is the same as that of the person.
by PsychoBilly November 11, 2011
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