by Pig_Benis4638)2518373) January 13, 2018
A man with many talents, special needs with a huge pecker and defrauded by the military mafia for his hard work.
by TJ Johnsoni December 31, 2020
A handsome, athletic douchebag. He's got the world's best body but has fried his brain smoking mass pot. He claims to have given a girl 10 orgasms in an hour. Every girl secretly wants his dick.
*Best friends with Major Dick...
*Best friends with Major Dick...
by Mssss Lady June 14, 2010
Matthew t. Is a absolute chad
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