uncle's cat's birthday party

an excuse that someone uses which is most likely a lie

John: Jack didn't show up for work today. Apparently he had to go to a family gathering or something.
Jake: sounds like his uncle's cat's birthday party to me.

by ja5nipe5 November 2, 2014

national maxwell the cat day

national maxwell the cat day is on every january 29th and on every jan 29th we celebrate national maxwell the cat day in this day you listen to maxwell the cat theme until the day is over!

today is national maxwell the cat day yay

by text chess server January 29, 2023

You my cat, dawg

A phrase said to a true cat, when they a true dawg.

"You my cat, dawg"
*passes blunt*

"Thanks dawg"

"he's my cat"
"Dawg"

by Talonian July 25, 2016

a cat shit in my mouth

phrase used the morning after a heavy night of drinking. it refers to the very nasty taste left in one's mouth as part of a hangover.

cory: hey craig, you got any pets?
craig: no. why?
cory: cause last night i passed out on your floor, and i think a cat shit in my mouth.

by Joe Sausage May 28, 2005

National cat boy day

A national holiday that is celebrated on August 21. It is to celebrate Cat Boys

« When is National cat boy day again? I love cat boys "

"august 21"

by aaa240xp May 19, 2020

I hit a cat on the way

An excuse given when running late to work, wedding, party, etc. Instead of trying to make up something, you just say you hit a cat, that is why you're late. Hitting a cat wouldn't impact anything, in terms of time, so it's not an excuse, but more or less done to add amusement to the tardiness and delfect any heat you would get otherwise.

Text Message: Can we move our meeting till later in the day, I hit a cat on the way there.

Your boss: Lol, I was about to fire you, but this is clever, I'm going to reuse this.

by unodos November 13, 2013

come meet my cat

Female invitation to sexual intercourse.

Come meet my cat and make that pussy purr.

by e-sushi August 31, 2014