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bean
bean: bean
bean: yes
by superbean69 November 18, 2019
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Bean

A friend who is really CUTE and ADORABLE. basically, everybody loves this person in their lives.
Aww, Connor is the most amazing bean ever! Everybody loves them!
by StinkyHuman October 28, 2020
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Beaning

The act of shoving one or two beans up somebody’s dick hole and making them cum the beans out
I was just beaning one of my friends and it was awesome
by MrCumMan May 1, 2023
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Bean Addict

Addiction to beans is very serious. Its when a person is very obsessed with beans and always talks about them. Bean addicts or as they like to call themselves 'professional bean' or 'bean enthusiast' always like to tell people random facts about beans. They also listen to bean songs. I, myself, know a bean addict their name is Caitlin and their addiction is slowly getting worse, she always tells me random bean facts and sends me bean pics. I am very concerned for her mental health. If you too know someone with this problem please get them treated before it starts spiralling out of control, after it gets to that stage there is no going back. So please get help for your bean loving friends and family members. (Don't worry about Caitlin she will be fine... i hope.) Also take note that large consumptions of beans can cause severe, aggressive farting issues.
Person1: omg i think that girl is a Bean Addict.
Person2: oh yeah thats Caitlin.
Caitlin: BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS
by NakedRoleMat33 November 20, 2021
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Cool as beans

To stick your finger in another mans anus, remove sniff and possibly lick, then insert back into your own anus during homosexual acts.
Alex was cool as beans all summer long.
by El Toros May 21, 2021
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Bean Dipping

Either your man’s sampling the neighbor or some animal is bent over licking his balls in front of the whole party.
Your man bean dipping the Mexican girl next door again? Oh hell, check out Paco bean dipping on the couch.
by Sir Beardsley April 10, 2019
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Bean

The thing on cat paws thats where you will find a wild bean the beans are tiny oval shaped things on cats paws.
Brianna said "look at those motherfucking beans!" she said while holding up a cats paw "I am going to eat those beans!" on this chungy cat.
by Wahligi September 19, 2022
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