poop posing

The act of a male defecating inside a female's anus in order to display dominance over said female.

John: How was it with Jessica last night?
Chad: Dude, she was begging me to be poop posing in her.

by poop poser November 23, 2019

And I poop -

The new way to say And I oop, while also making fun of saying and I oop.

Can also be used to tell people that you are taking a shit

You: Vcso girls say and I opp way too...
(Vsco girl enters room)
You: And I poop -

by ImEssIguess November 25, 2019

And I poop

A new way to say and I oop, while also making fun of VSCO girls.

Also, a way to say you are taking a shit

You: VSCO girls are so annoying, I cant stand the way they keep saying And I oop, like...
*VSCO girl enters*
You: And i poop

by ImEssIguess November 25, 2019

poop

the descusting thing that falls out uf youre butt when you sit on the toilet

Ooh some poop, a perfect midnight snack

by thisismyself November 25, 2019

Poops

When you make a shitty mistake

“You weren’t supposed to tell him he’s retarded!”
“Poops!”

by FiddlingNinja November 26, 2019

poop ghost

A urban myth of a haunted being observing people as they engage in excretion. It is said that it is the reason for most discomforts during bowel movement and paranormal activities when one is on the loo, such as odd noises from the outside. It is said that the poop ghost can only be prevented by the presence of boobs near the person pooping, either physically or visually.

1: I couldn't let it out, I got way too scared to poop in the bathroom.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.

by uxD524 November 26, 2019

Poop

The collared stuff that comes out of butt holes

I need to poop

by Bobby nightmare February 24, 2019