by Crinkleminklejr April 25, 2022
Get the mini game kid mug.an intense short, fat 200 pound kid who rocks back an fourth annoying everyone who comes in their way. Most kids below the age of 10 come to the disease know as the IPad kid disease. Most people are annoyed by an iPad kids existence. An iPad kid gets most of their exercise by typing all day in their greasy ipad and whines to their mother to buy an oculus to became a monster, a greasy ipad kid and a gorilla tag kid.
Greasy IPad kid: mom I need a new iPad it only costs 29.56 dollars because I crushed it with my sheer weight of my body.
Mother: I hate these greasy iPad kids.
Mother: I hate these greasy iPad kids.
by quanlingling_finglemingle May 11, 2022
Get the greasy ipad kid mug.a sweaty fortnite kid is a kid that has an obsession with fortnite or roblox. they usually use outdated terms like ‘cringe’ or ‘yolo’ unironically. if you see one, the best thing to do is just walk away as one of their best tactics is to be so dumb that half of your brain cells die.
person 1: Should we go down to Starbucks for some drinks?
person 2: Yeah sure, hey, what’s that kid playing basketball doing?
sweaty fortnite kid: That was so cringe, I almost dunked that bruh.
person 1: oh don’t mind them. Their just a sweaty fortnite kid.
person 2: Yeah sure, hey, what’s that kid playing basketball doing?
sweaty fortnite kid: That was so cringe, I almost dunked that bruh.
person 1: oh don’t mind them. Their just a sweaty fortnite kid.
by puffy fish March 27, 2022
Get the sweaty fortnite kid mug.by Ksbsjsjohebsn November 26, 2020
Get the You're kidding me! mug.where a bunch of rural kids with no electronics crucify one kid, and then all the other kids, naked with their clothes a distance away, take turns sucking the crucified kid's dick, and touching each other. Occasional anal sex happens, it lasts for hours, and is to be played on a small, open hill with flatland at least 20m in radius. The cross must be in the middle of the field, visible to planes.
"Hey man wanna have a kids' crucifix orgy with the rest of the boys? We're only 9 but as long as there are no cams-"
"Wait that's illegal"
"Wait that's illegal"
by ElsonDaSushiChef/SushiMii_YT February 19, 2021
Get the kids' crucifix orgy mug.Fucking stinking fat fingered maccies poo smelling freak typically called Ollie highly fat like a bowling ball he doesn’t fall down the stairs he rolls and sets of Richter scale level 12 when he walks.
There was this greasy iPad kid playing cut the rope on the iPads at maccies leaving his disgusting trail of wet stinking finger juice all over the public iPads like a shit Jackson pollock painting he tried killing himself definitely won’t be playing cut the rope again. Only cuz he tore the ceiling fan down
by Family orgy time August 26, 2023
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