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Cake Lore

Ice-cream Cake - a fling / one off (temporary hence ice-cream)

Birthday Cake - commonly referred with friends with benefits, the 'birthday cake' is an occasional hookup

Red Velvet Cake - going for something serious

Uncooked - undecided
No Cake / Fudge Cake - get me the fuck out of this situation this bitch is whack
Pound cake - wingman / wingwoman me please

Cake lore is a subtle way to convey if and in what way one wants to wet their whistle. It can be used in situations where the questions asked would otherwise be in-appropriate.
(you see your mate with a lady and wanna know what the situation is decides to use Cake Lore to avoid suspicion)

"Hey mate you hungry? What cake are you after?"

"Oa mate just an ice-cream cake, but could go for a pound cake"

in this situation your mate is looking for a hookup, but requires some assistance.
by big moons October 1, 2018
mugGet the Cake Loremug.

tyler cakes

tyler cakes is a total buttslut… when he wears shorts that eat his ass it look fat as fuck
god damn tyler cakes looks good in those shorts -edgar
by ayosuscan21 October 11, 2025
mugGet the tyler cakesmug.

Louisiana Crunch Cake

After a spicy crawfish boil, a man takes a corn shit on her vagina then puts hot sauce on it then eats it.
I was in the bayou eating some Cajun boil and I decided it was time for a Louisiana Crunch Cake for dessert.
by B Rabbit 39 August 17, 2025
mugGet the Louisiana Crunch Cakemug.

Cake woman

A cake woman is a modern term for an outdated concept. This particular one refers to an unmarried woman over the age of 25 being undesirable. It's the idea that if a woman's unmarried after 25, there must be something wrong with her and comes from the idea that Christmas cake is less desirable after Christmas. Both of these ideas are wrong.
Guy 1: Damn man, she's hot.
Guy 2: Dude, you can't date her. She's a cake woman. Ya know, over 25.
Guy 1: Well, thanks for telling me her age. Imma gonna go ask her out for drinks, and you need to update your attitude.
by SomeCaliGirl August 18, 2022
mugGet the Cake womanmug.

Olive Cake

The best tasting cake with the worst name.
This olive cake is so good I'll bottom for it.
by IBeleiveinHarveyDent April 30, 2022
mugGet the Olive Cakemug.

Bundt Cake Joe

An individual who drives an SRT8 (scatpack) particularly orang in color.
That guy yesterday was a real bundt cake joe he tried to race me at the light.
by Qwwwwwwwwwwwwwwppp March 29, 2022
mugGet the Bundt Cake Joemug.

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