jesus condom peanut butter

Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off

"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"

by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019

peanut butter nips

where a fat male or female take peanut butter mainly smooth and rubs it around his/her nipples, face, mouth, and hands. and dances wearing nothing but underwear.

A man puts smooth peanut butter on his nipples in an attempt to seduce a passionate lover of the same sex, in this act you can also make the smooth peanut butter into creamy peanut butter this is an example of peanut butter nips.

by skullhead November 2, 2017

To get buttered

To get buttered is having one’s own anal comfort violently and forcefully disregarded.

A combination of being battered and having one’s butt hurt.

Your boyfriend waking up naked without memories of the previous night in the forest with nothing but a dildo next to him.

Him: (telling you the story on the phone)
You: Gosh, how aweful!

(After a pause … ) Did you get buttered (does your butt hurt)?

To get buttered.

by oOoDandyLionoOO February 1, 2023

peanut butter whirlwind

When in the back country for a long time and your poop turns gold, and looks similar to a peanut butter whirlwind.

Man Dude! I just dropped the biggest peanut butter whirlwind, i had to dig 2 cat holes.

by pbwhirl November 21, 2020

Nutter Butter Stutters

When somebody goes on a streak of stutters while talking or chokes under pressure during a game.

Billy was doing great during his presentation until the Nutter butter stutters got to him.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse April 13, 2022

butter-upper

The act of inserting a stick of butter inside one's rectum by sitting on it.

I can't wait to go home and take a nice butter-upper.

by JuanBonzalez January 19, 2025

Churn butter

Squirting milk from a woman's breast on your dick and proceeding to use it as lube to fuck her with.

O ya I used her titty juice to churn butter last night.

by Afd1800 October 1, 2023