Daddy Seat

daddy seat /dadē sēt/ (noun) : the abdominal fat that new fathers get around their mid section.

The protruding abdomen creates a seat for the baby's bottom so it is easy to hold the child with one hand allowing the other hand to be used for something else.

synonyms: big belly
antonyms: six-pack

My daddy seat makes it really easy to hold baby Jimmy while drinking my beer.

by jrgdc May 31, 2017

Daddy issues become daddies issues

just a little food for thought

Daddy issues become daddies issues

by Thehairydabber December 04, 2024

cusp daddy

A man on the verge of being a "daddy." A male who appears to almost have daddy energy, but may fully age into daddy-hood in about five years.

Ie: Henry Cavill circa 2022. "Henry Cavill isn't quite a daddy, he's more of a cusp daddy - give him five years."

by Beckiestofbeckys December 13, 2022

Apple Daddy

Any Apple technical support advisor that resolves issues that otherwise could be easily resolved after spending 5 minutes on google.

"Hey, just cause I work here and fix problems doesn't make me your Apple Daddy."

by DrLewd April 26, 2022

Target daddy

A man who pays a woman's Target credit card bill in exchange for agreed-upon services.

Chandni: Damn, if I don't win the lottery, I'm going to need a Target daddy!

by hmakav October 24, 2018

green card daddy

Older man who marries much younger immigrants

to arrange getting a green card for sex

My green card daddy is making sure I become a citizen

by BIGDAN December 25, 2022

daddy stage

The point in a mans life in which he has kids and just lets go of physical appearance. Belly gets bigger, arms get floppy.

That Daddy stage got the best of Chris, I don't even recognize him anymore with that beer belly.

by Cvera July 14, 2017