Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.

Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.

by Camshot4 June 8, 2016

Strawberry Piss

When your PP has blood innit

Joe was peeing out blood so we took him to the hospital, The doctor said he had a condition known as Strawberry Piss

by LtBeast October 30, 2022

Off Pissing

When the word "Pissed Off" just doesn't sound right say "Off Pissing" and thats the solution to this problem.

I was out in the field "Off Pissing"

The story about the Japanese woman not giving you a happy ending is very "Off Pissing"

by DrippzErotic January 29, 2024

piss in the corner

teacher wont let you out to piss so you piss in the corner

student: "can i take a piss"
teacher: "no bitch"
student: "ill piss in the corner then"

student: *pisses in the corner*

by anonymous March 11, 2024

Piss Baby

A person who cries in the bathroom and looks like they pee on the floor. Just a little piss baby.

Your friend is a piss baby.

by anonymous May 4, 2021

evil piss colored sour footballs

Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F

Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......

by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 20, 2018

Piss bucket

An idiot white girl that wears a bucket hat.

Christy is a piss bucket

by Not a piss bucket September 6, 2022